do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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