But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
PANTIES FOUND
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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