so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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