Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I wish there were birth control emojis
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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