And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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