wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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