god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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