You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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