Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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