I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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