I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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