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what?
penguin condom
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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