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I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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