My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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