and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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