can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Omg I joined a choir last night...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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