Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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