I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
if only i could text you this smell
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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