All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
COCAINE IS GR8
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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