nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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