we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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