i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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