lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
