I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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