We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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