i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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