Small penises have feelings too.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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