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(312): View more from Illinois

spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook

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(214): View more from Texas

they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.

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(314): View more from Missouri

just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college

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(315): View more from New York

he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER

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(860): View more from Connecticut

This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.

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(407): View more from Florida

I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.

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(989): View more from Michigan

So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice

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