let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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