i jhust puked up my retainher.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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