He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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