I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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