Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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