Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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