glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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