How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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