No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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