he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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