k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just invented taco cereal.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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