i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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