I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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