Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he shaved USA in his pubs
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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