is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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