What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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