In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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