My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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