ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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