it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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