Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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