haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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