i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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