Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
