I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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