i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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