Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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