You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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